I’m a frustrated hedonist and I was wondering who I would invite to my non-existent house for a session of revelry. Thus far, I have comics, musicians, people that do weird acting and some very noble drinkers! Perhaps you’d like to suggest, or eject, someone! Or move someone to another table. Register on this blog and post your comments and all the other head waiters will consider your requests. Say which table you want to move your selection to, or from, and if you feel you must, say why.
The table for those that make me chuckle and/or impress me deeply.
 Stephen Fry |
 Peter Ustinov |
 Billy Connolly |
 Paul Whitehouse |
 Peter Cook |
 Dudley Moore |
 Bill Hicks |
 Steven Wright |
 Sally Phillips |
 Peter Sellers |
 Spike Milligan |
 Ricky Gervais |
 Eddie Izzard |
 Eric Idle |
 Michael Palin |
 John Fortune |
 John Cleese |
 Jane Horrocks |
 John Bird |
 Robbie Coltrane |
The table for those that imbibe – no food here!
 Oliver Reed |
 Richard Burton |
 Richard Harris |
 Keith Richards |
 Errol Flynn |
 David Niven |
 Dean Martin |
 Edgar Allan Poe |
 Ernest Hemingway |
 John Barrymore |
The table for those that act strangely.
 Uma Thurman |
 John Hurt |
 Betty Davis |
 Alan Rickman |
 Al Pacino |
 John Malcovitch |
 Renee Zellweger |
 Harvey Keitel |
 Donald Sutherland |
 Jack Nicholson |
 Anthony Hopkins |
 Billy Bob Thornton |
 Kathy Bates |
 Christopher Walken |
 Gary Oldman |
 Dustin Hoffman |
 Johnny Depp |
 Jodie Foster |
 Kevin Spacey |
 Eddie Izzard |
 Robert DeNiro |
 Robin Williams |
 Steve Buscemi |
 William H Macy |
 Bela Lugosi |
The table for those that do tunes.
 Pink Floyd |
 RL Burnside |
 Leonard Cohen |
 Eminem |
 Oasis |
 George Harrison |
 Tom Waits |
 George Michael |
 Ian Dury |
 Iggy Pop |
 Neil Young |
 John Lennon |
 Pulp |
 Jefferson Airplane |
 Janis Joplin |
