Dear Santa

BayTheMoon’s Christmas wish is that someone could see their way to dropping something large and explosive onto:

1. Every building in Downing Street for reasons which require no explanation.
2. Channel 5 television studios for broadcasting big brother.
3. The homes of the knobheads who watch big brother.
4. The offices of every banking boss.
5. The offices of brainless union leaders.
6. BBC Breakfast news because the presenters look like dickheads.
7. The offices of every newspaper in the country because it’s bollocks to say we need journalism.
8. The offices of so-called lawmakers because they don’t know what a crime is.
9. All stores that sell polyester clothing.
10. All factories that make polyester clothing.

I reserve the right to add to this list between now and December 25th.

(Actually all I really want is a few pairs of thermal undies!)